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{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}
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Bachhgaon is a village in Tundla block of Firozabad district, Uttar Pradesh. As of 2011, it has a population of 5,044, in 819 households.
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{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
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