{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}
{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
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{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}
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